Old Wise Guy

[Trukrswyfe]

OLD WISE GUY

An old, white haired man walked into a jewelery store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a R5,000 ring and
showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I
want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only R40,000," the
jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how
payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque. "I know you
need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can
call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up
Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's No
money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine
the weekend I had?"