Little Johnny is always making bets with other students in order to take their lunch money. After awhile the teacher calls Johnny's dad and explains the situation to him. He says "I don't know why he makes these bets. I'm not a gambler. What should we do?" The teacher says "Well I think if we can get him to loose a large bet it will put an end to all of this." So 3 days go pass and after class on the third day the teacher says "Hey Johnny I'll bet you $500 that the hair on my ass doesn't match the hair on my head." Johnny says Ok and of course he looses. So the teacher calls Johnny's dad and she says " I did it!! I bet him $500 that the hair on my ass doesn't match the hair on my head." His dad says "That little SOB bet me $1000 this morning that he would see your ass before the day was over."![]()




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