drinking with a redneck girl

[Mackman]

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the
Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

"The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air,
whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her
glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice."


God Bless America

[Popeye]

[RebelDarlin]

[whiplash]

Thats Classic