Laying off employees.

[Jackrabbit379]

There was this company that had to downsize. The owner told the manager that he needed to lay off 1 employee. The manager, of course didnt know who should be laid off, so he figured it would be one of the newest employees. He thought about it, and he told the owner that he would lay off the first newest employee that showed up for work. Well, Lisa, and Jack, the two newest employees walked in the office at the same time. He walked over to Lisa's desk, and he told her what the owner told him. He said, "Lisa, I have to either lay you, or Jack off".

[KATMANN]

There was this company that had to downsize. The owner told the manager that he needed to lay off 1 employee. The manager, of course didnt know who should be laid off, so he figured it would be one of the newest employees. He thought about it, and he told the owner that he would lay off the first newest employee that showed up for work. Well, Lisa, and Jack, the two newest employees walked in the office at the same time. He walked over to Lisa's desk, and he told her what the owner told him. He said, "Lisa, I have to either lay you, or Jack off".

[4roses]

[Fredog]

There was this company that had to downsize. The owner told the manager that he needed to lay off 1 employee. The manager, of course didnt know who should be laid off, so he figured it would be one of the newest employees. He thought about it, and he told the owner that he would lay off the first newest employee that showed up for work. Well, Lisa, and Jack, the two newest employees walked in the office at the same time. He walked over to Lisa's desk, and he told her what the owner told him. He said, "Lisa, I have to either lay you, or Jack off".

you forget the end, Lisa said, could you jack off? I have a headache