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Thread: Old joke with a new twist about the letters: C.D.L.

  1. 07-18-2007 11:58 AM #1
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    Default Old joke with a new twist about the letters: C.D.L.

    The following is not intended to offend anyone, if you are offended, get out of your car and/or big rig and go to a nearby pub/bar.

    The old saying:

    Chicken
    Delivery
    License

    The new saying:

    Certified
    Dumba*&
    License

    For the letters B.D.L.

    Basic
    Dumba*&
    License
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  2. 07-20-2007 05:40 PM #2
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    It's Combination Driver Lumper.
    When I get old, I move north and drive slow in the fast lane.
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  3. 08-06-2007 06:56 AM #3
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    As far as a state issued Identification card is concerned, the new saying for the letters i.d. stand for:

    Intellegence
    Deprived
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  4. 08-06-2007 01:52 PM #4
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    When I drive, the CDL means one thing.

    Can't
    Do
    Labor

    Deja moo. It's when you feel you have heard this BS before.



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  5. 08-08-2007 07:21 AM #5
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    Or it could stand for:

    Could
    Do
    Lot lizards
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  6. 09-04-2007 01:27 PM #6
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    Or if you're a gravel jockey or constipated ...

    Couldn't
    Dump
    Load

    Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
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    May God bless all in their ventures......Been gone while but now I'm back. Going to keep on trucking even though the freight is sucking.


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    With Ontario's new law for governing truck speed, CDL will stand for:
    Controlled
    Driving
    Labour

    or

    Canadian
    Drivers
    Lackbrains
    Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
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  9. 03-20-2008 04:13 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cluggy619
    When I drive, the CDL means one thing.

    Can't
    Do
    Labor

    I miss Clugs old avatar...

    I hate the new Rabied Squirrel. :evil:
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    Comical
    Drivers
    License
    Why is it when I press one for ENGLISH I still can't understand the person on the other end???




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    Can't
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    Legally
    Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
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  12. 03-27-2008 07:54 PM #12
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    This one is for Drew10 and other dedicated Werner drivers

    Can't
    DO
    LOGS :wink:
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