A Cat Joke
A lady gets a cat, and her husband hates it meowing and being in their house, so one day he puts the cat in the car, drives 10 blocks and lets the cat out there. When he gets home, he is amazed to see the cat sitting on the driveway. So, a few days later, he puts the cat back in the car, and this time drives 20 blocks away and lets the cat out. Again, he drives back home, and lo and behold, the cat is sitting on the driveway again. The next day, he takes the cat again, and drives 40 blocks away, and yet again arrives home to find the cat sitting waiting for him on the driveway. A few days later, he thinks "this is IT, I've had enough", so he puts the cat in the car AGAIN, and drives 100 miles away, and leaves the cat in the middle of nowhere. Two hours later, he phones his wife and says "darling, is the cat at home?" and his wife says "of course, why?" and he says "put it on the phone, I need directions".
If it was my wifes cat it wouldnt give the time of day. The cat has an attitude when the wife goes out on the truck with me for a couple of days.
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