Blowing Scales

[Phantom433a]

A driver out on his first ever run notices that he is over gross. Calling his dispatcher , he explains whats wrong and the fact that he has a scale coming up.

"no problem" his dispatcher responds "Just shut your lights off when you get close and don't turn em back on till your past".

The driver does this and thinks he is getting away when disco lights shows up behind him.

"What do you think your doing blowing the scales?" the trooper asks him.

"Well my dispatcher told me to" he explains.

"Well driver." the trooper says scratching his head "that might work if it was nighttime"

[Phantom433a]

Three truckers are cruising along I-55 in Illinois at 100 mph when they come rolling into the scales. All 3 are told to come in.

"You boys are way over the speed limit" the scale master tells them "I'm going to take you round back and just shoot you".

As they line up and the scalemaster takes aim at the first driver from JB Hunt....

the driver yells "TORNADO" and the scalemaster hits the ground....the driver runs for the cornfield.

He gets up and takes aim at the second driver from Crete, who yells....

"EARTHQUAKE" again he hits the ground and the driver runs for the corn.

He gets up and takes aim at the third driver from Swift, who yells....

"FIRE"

[Phantom433a]

A Swift driver breaks down way outside of a little southern town. He has no cell reception and his computer isn't working. Along comes a chicken hauler who offers to hook a chain to his truck and pull him into town so he can get repaired. He tells the Swift driver if that for any reason he needs to pull over, get out in the next lane and flash his lights. As the get moving down the road.....the chicken hauler sees a bullrack coming up from behind and stepping it out. Not wanting him to pass....the chicken hauler steps on the throttle......55, 65, 75, 85, 95, 120 mph......as they go flying along, they pass a deputy hiding behind a billboard. The deputy calls into dispatch and tells them he just saw a chucken hauler and a bullrack race by at 120 mph. Dispatch comes back unconcerened and tells him not to worry about it, they do it all the time.

"oh thats not what I'm calling in about" says the deputy "its the Swift truck that keeps changing lanes and flashing his lights telling them to get out of his that worries me"