Older Couple on a Trip
Older Couple
A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:
Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Man: Please fill it up.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]:
He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.
Attendant: So, where are you heading?
Old Man: To Chicago to see our Grandchildren.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]:
He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.
Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.
Old Man: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He said its good weather.
Attendant: Where are you coming from?
Old Man: We started our trip from Pittsburgh.
Old Lady: What did he say?
Old Man[yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh.
Attendant: I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once.
She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.
Old lady: What did he say?
Old Man[yelling]:
He says he knows you
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