The Young Priest
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger
priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the
first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater
seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the
church always fills first now." The young priest
nodded, and the old priest continued,
"And you told me a little more beat to the music
would bring young people back to the church, so I
supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll
gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!"
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest.
"I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of
youth."
"However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid
you've gone too far with the drive-thru
confessional."
"But Father, protested the young priest, "my
confessions and the donations have nearly doubled
since I began that!"
"I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot
'n Tell or Go to Hell," just can't stay on the
church roof.
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