Marine studies
A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed
atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could
hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am
God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on
in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God
was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid **** like that and act like an
*******. So, He sent me."
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