Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
> >>Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
>until
> >>one
> >>day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
>arrange a
> >>divorce for him.
> >>The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
>circumstances,
> >>and
> >>asked him the following questions:
> >>
> >>Have you any grounds?
> >>Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
> >>
> >>No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> >>It's made of concrete.
> >>
> >>I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
> >>No, we have carport, and not need one.
> >>
> >>I mean. What are your relations like?
> >>All my relations still in Poland.
> >>
> >>Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> >>We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> >>
> >oes your wife beat you up?
> >>No, I always up before her.
> >>
> >>Is your wife a nagger?
> >>No, she white.
> >>
> >>Why do you want this divorce?
> >>She going to kill me.
> >>
> >>What makes you think that?
> >>I got proof.
> >>What kind of proof?
> >>She going to poison me.
> >>She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
> >>I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
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