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Thread: THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

  1. 05-29-2007 06:52 AM #1
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    Default THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
    on her night stand by the bed.

    He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    "No, no, no!" she answers.

    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me before the surgery."
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    :shock: Oooof.


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    You promised you wouldn't tell anyone. Bigmouth.
    Don't trust anybody. Especially that guy in the mirror.
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    LOL..oh thats bad.
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    I have a friend who works in the office of a plastic surgeon who specializes in gender reassignment surgery. All I can say is your pal there hadn't been with too many women, if he got fooled.

    (Holly sent me pictures. OMG, you should see what they do to your poor nads in that process. :hork: :barf: :yerk: :yak: :vomit
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    That was hilarious.





















    10 years ago when i first heard it. :P
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