lawn mowing

[ceb]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking tea and watching my girl mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my glass of tea, wiped my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."

[Mr. Ford95]

Ok, that soooooo went over my head.