A man comes home from work one day and goes upstairs and finds his wife packing all her clothes into a suitcase and he asks her what she's doing. She says "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I read that prositutes make $400 a pop doing what I do here in the bedroom for free." She goes downstairs and comes back upstairs and finds her husband packing his suitcase and asks him what he's doing. He says "I'm moving to Vegas with you. I got to see how your going to live on $800 a year."



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