Friends at science camp told me this one..Lets just hope I remember it lol.
One day a duck walks into a local hardware store, and says to the clerk, Got any grapes. The Storeclerk says; Nope we don't carry grapes here...Next day Ducks walks back in...says to the storeclerk got any grapes, the storeclerk says: no We don't sell grapes here.....Third Day duck walks in to the same store, and says Do you have any grapes..the Clerk says No for the last time we don't sell any grapes here, if you ask me one more Time I will nail your beak shut! So the next day the duck walks back in and says...Got any nails? the clerk says Nope..Duck says Got any grapes.
Lol.



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