A little advice from the Sheriff around here...

[Sherriff Buford T Justice]

Now I know you rookies out there are just wanting to make a living, but don't be making a habit of running illegal! This here sheriff is everywhere, your front door, your back door! I hear everything, see everything!

No running alcohol east of the mississippi!

And most importantly, don't be making friends with scoundrels named bandit!

[Rev.Vassago]

And most importantly, don't be making friends with scoundrels named bandit!

How about the Snowman? Is that allowed?

[uglymutt]

well if your in front of me then you must see everything upside down, with your wheels up in the air I think you need to slow down on them curves, yuppers a sheriff car upside down in the ditch..... nice drivin there rookie

[Roadhog]

ppppfffbbbt-slobber ....Badge Kisser!....you ain't gettin' my donuts alive! :evil: :P

[coastie]

well if your in front of me then you must see everything upside down, with your wheels up in the air I think you need to slow down on them curves, yuppers a sheriff car upside down in the ditch..... nice drivin there rookie

Oooopppppppppppss Poor county mounty...

[groovemachine]

You have no jurisdiction outside Hazzard county. :P

[Midnight Flyer]

"There's no way ..... no way ... you could come from my loins. When we get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch 'yo momma in the mouth!" 8)

[Sherriff Buford T Justice]

well if your in front of me then you must see everything upside down, with your wheels up in the air I think you need to slow down on them curves, yuppers a sheriff car upside down in the ditch..... nice drivin there rookie

What we got here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

[groovemachine]

What we got here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Shouldn't you be shinin' Boss Hogg's shoes with your tongue or something?

[Sherriff Buford T Justice]

What we got here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Shouldn't you be shinin' Boss Hogg's shoes with your tongue or something?

Now son, I think your confusing me with another fine gentleman of the law.

[Roadhog]

[groovemachine]

Could be, all ya'll Sooper Troopers are the same to me. :wink:

[ben45750]

Now I know you rookies out there are just wanting to make a living,

When I was rookie running illegal 24/7 I couldn't stop much, but when I did I was in a big hurry!!!!!!

I didn't have time to mess around, so I had a good line for the cooks when I wanted food!

This was my favorite line:"Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a god-damn hurry".

[Useless]

Now I know you rookies out there are just wanting to make a living, but don't be making a habit of running illegal! This here sheriff is everywhere, your front door, your back door! I hear everything, see everything!

No running alcohol east of the mississippi!

And most importantly, don't be making friends with scoundrels named bandit!

OhhhhhKayy!!! You need an asprin or something??

[hitman]

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch 'ole Bandit run!

[yoopr]

Now I know you rookies out there are just wanting to make a living, but don't be making a habit of running illegal! This here sheriff is everywhere, your front door, your back door! I hear everything, see everything!

No running alcohol east of the mississippi!

And most importantly, don't be making friends with scoundrels named bandit!

You must be bored :wink:

[Uturn2001]

What we got here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Shouldn't you be shinin' Boss Hogg's shoes with your tongue or something?

Nope he should be running around trying to figure out whose loins his idiot kid came from. :P :P

[spencerian]

Now I know you rookies out there are just wanting to make a living, but don't be making a habit of running illegal! This here sheriff is everywhere, your front door, your back door! I hear everything, see everything!

No running alcohol east of the mississippi!

And most importantly, don't be making friends with scoundrels named bandit!

It wasn't alcohol. It was certain alcohol. Coors Beer wasn't allowed in Georgia at the time.

[yoopr]

yep-Coors couldn't be hauled East of the Mississippi River and Strohs couldn't be West of the Mississippi

[Jackrabbit379]

yep-Coors couldn't be hauled East of the Mississippi River and Strohs couldn't be West of the Mississippi

So that is really true then? I heard that once, a long time ago, but I didnt know if that was really true.