The World's Dumbest

[Random_Facts]

Ah yes here are true stories, from the World's dumbest people on earth! (read below to find out why)

Maybe You Should Have Rolled Down The Window First
Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N. J., in September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 a.m., the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed.


Making Jail A Positive Experience

Philippine Congressman Remo Jalosjos, despite serving a 173-year jail term for repeated rape of an 11-year-old girl, was reelected to a three-year term to be served from jail. In jail he had a color TV, several rooms to himself, paintings, a kitchen and a bathroom complete with a water heater and more.

He sold food to prisoners from a kiosk and collected monthly dues for using his newly renovated tennis court. He says it’s unfair to accuse him of VIP treatment. The blame goes to the government because it cannot afford it for everyone else.

(wow getting all that for being in prison? lol geez what is that country on about?)

Just Trying To Help Out...

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up... (LOL)

heres one more:

Problem Overcome?

A Turkish truck driver, Nazim Canturkas, lit a match underneath the fuel tank of his truck when his fuel tank froze, according to fire fighters who were there to put out his truck. One of the fire fighters said, with great understatement, that he used a "very dangerous technique" to overcome his problem. (wow what an Idiot lol)

Thats all for now =D

[LilBit]

my goodness.........

[continental]

Actually, diesel oil is not as flammable as you
might think. You can throw a burning cigarette into it and nothing would happen. It is the vapor that's dangerous.

[Mr. Ford95]

Actually, gasoline vapors will ignite, diesel vapors will not. You have to actually light the liquid of diesel to get it to burn. If you were able to get a lit match past gasoline vapors and get it to the liquid part, it would go out, gasoline liquid does not burn.

[shyykatt]

heehee- reminds me of an episode of cops where the officer was questioning a guy about his driving, and if he had been drinking or anything; The cop kept chuckling & asking "Are you sure about that?"-the camera didnt show it right away, but soon it panned over to the other side of the dudes profile, and he had a doobie tucked by his ear. When the cop took it and showed it to him the guy jumped back and goes "How'd that get there?!" The cop was laughin' so hard, it was pretty funny.

I have a couple half-brothers that have been in a lot of trouble over the years- talk about 'stupid criminals'- a few yrs ago one of them had a warrant out, the cops found him in a 2nd level apartment- the dummy thought he could get away, so he ran out onto the little deck, and tried jumping to the balcony below- well he missed! Moron broke his leg, and then decided to try and sue St.Paul police for causing him bodily harm.