Dangerous W.O.R.K virus
> There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
> and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
> (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss,
> or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
> your private life completely. If you should come into contact with
> WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store.
> Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
> (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the
> antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
>
> You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
> friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
> life.
>
> When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
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