Actual 911 Wacky Emergency calls
Here are true Messages from idiots calling 911, who really don't need it. (which is bad because the people who really need it, have to wait for the stupid people to get off before they can receive help).
A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.
A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."
A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on the ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"
A man called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.
A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.
Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is in a tree outside.
A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go over to her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.
A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the person answering told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up.
A woman called to request a police officer come to her residence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn't reach it.
A drunk called 911 to order a pizza.
A person called to find out the number to the police station.
have to wonder with some of theses people..those 911 dispatch people..have a lot of patience's that's for sure =). way to go to them!!!
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