Has anybody NOT heard this one

[continental]

Trucker's driving 120 miles an hour. State trooper pulls him over.
-What's the big hurry?-asks the trooper.
-Don't ask-says the trucker- I just shot my mother in law, her body is
still in my sleeper and I didn't have time to ditch the loaded gun yet.
The trooper pulls his gun and asks for back up. The back up arrives,
search the truck but find nothing.
-Great-says the trucker-the next thing he's gonna accuse me of is
that I drove a 120 miles an hour. :wink:

[mapleleaf_1]

Hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder if that would really work :?: :idea: Interesting thought. LOL Drive safe everyone.