Who to lay off?
The Boss had to fire somebody. He had narrowed it down to one of two
people,
Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, as they were both
super
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first
one
who
used the water cooler the next day. Debra came in the next morning
with a
horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the water
cooler
to
take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've
never
done
this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she asked. "I feel like crap."
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