Air Canada
After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain
>announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking."
>
>" Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St.John's Newfoundland to Toronto , > Ontario . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful
>flight. So sit back, relax and . . . ..AAAAH - AAAAAH - OH, MY GOD !!! "
>
>Silence followed!
>
>Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
>
>"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to
>you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of really hot coffee in
>my lap."
>
>"You should see the front of my pants!"
>
>One of the Newfie passengers yelled out, " Lord tunderin' Jaysus, you otta
>see the back of mine "
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