Do you give 100%???

[DEVIL'S ADVOCATE]

Subject: What makes 100 percent?

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Be good, Jim

[golfhobo]

Obviously, an average amount of hard work, intelligence, B.S., and "kissing" will put you at 100%.

Personally, I'm a bit behind some of you on the B.S. And I WON'T kiss azz! I walked away from a career paying me twice this or more to keep from that. I have always relied on hard work and intelligence.

If that means I end up making only 80% of what a B.S. artist makes... so be it! I will be able to sleep at night!

I have ALWAYS given MORE than 100% to every job I ever had. I will continue to do so.... because it is what makes me a man.

I don't know a driver on this board who would do or has done LESS.

[Useless]

Well, I believe that a man should work eight hours a day, and sleep eight hours a day.

Now, if I could just figure out a way to do it all in the same eight hours, I'd love it!! :P

[Cluggy619]

Obviously, an average amount of hard work, intelligence, B.S., and "kissing" will put you at 100%.

Personally, I'm a bit behind some of you on the B.S. And I WON'T kiss azz! I walked away from a career paying me twice this or more to keep from that. I have always relied on hard work and intelligence.

If that means I end up making only 80% of what a B.S. artist makes... so be it! I will be able to sleep at night!

I have ALWAYS given MORE than 100% to every job I ever had. I will continue to do so.... because it is what makes me a man.

I don't know a driver on this board who would do or has done LESS.

You do realize you are posting this under the "Class A Drivers Comedy Club"? This was a joke. You can laugh, unless that stick you have shoved in your rear makes it hard for you to breath.

Lighten up, driver. :x

[DEVIL'S ADVOCATE]

Cluggy,
I originally posted this under.......everything and anything and that's where Hobo saw it.
Someone moved it to here.
That being said, I was surprised at what Hobo replied with. No big deal.

Be good, Jim