Going to the bar

[Jackrabbit379]

A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge. His shirt is open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

[ssoutlaw]

A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge. His shirt is open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

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[ssoutlaw]

A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge. His shirt is open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

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[Blind Driver]

I heard it like this:

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Ok, but don't nuttin'"

[Cripplecreek]

Reminds me of another one: A three-legged dog walks into bar and announces," I'm looking for the guy that shot my Paw".