I.Q machine
There was a man who just graduated, after 10 years of college. He had his Masters Degree in 3 different degrees. He could not find a job. He was told that he was over qualified after every interview that he had. He called a friend to get some advise. His friend told him that there was an ad in the paper about a doctor, who just invented a machine that raises, and lowers a person's I.Q. He called the doctor, and explained his problems. After thinking about possibly lowering his I.Q, the scholar figured it might help him get the job that he was searching for. The doctor was so excited about his new patient. The man went to the doctor, and in his office, there was a large computer, and a chair that resembled a dentist's chair. He sat down, and the doctor gave him a metal hat, then he plugged in a large cable at the top of the hat. He turned everything on. The doctor asked his patient if everything was ok. The patient told him that he didn't feel a thing. While the doctor was over looking everything, his phone rang. Come to find out, it was an old friend that he went to college with. The doctor was on the phone for good length of time, and didn't realize how long he was on the phone. After he hung up the phone, he checked on the patient. He turned everything off, and took off the metal hat from the patient. The patient just sat there with his eyes closed. Kinda worried, the doctor looked at his patient, and he asked, "Sir, can you hear me?" The patient looked at the doctor, and said, "10-4 good buddy! I gotta copy on ya!"
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