The drunk and the priest

[YoungZ.W.]

A priest in sitting in a subway for a trip into the city for the morning. At the next stop the doors to the subway car open and in comes a drunk that smells of booze and looks like he hasnt showered or shaved in days and his fly is open with a lipstick stain next to it. The drunk sits down next to the priest and begins reading a newspaper that was in the empty seat beside him. The drunk says to the priest "Father what causes arthritis?" The priest who is disturbed by the morals of this drunk says "It is caused by drunkness, bad hygine, and have sexual relations with loose women." The priest satisifed with his response to the drunk realizes after a minute the bad character on his part and says to the drunk "I'm sorry about that sir. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk says "I don't. I read here in the paper that the pope does."

[Jackrabbit379]

Oooops. :shock: