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Two young ladies, Carole and Jennifer, were spending the day at the beach to work on their tans. After basking in the sun for a while, they went for a swim to cool off, then returned to their blankets. As they sat down, Jennifer turned to Carole and said, "oh, shoot - I really want a smoke right now but I must have left mine in the car." Her friend replies, "no problem," fumbled around in her bikini top for a second, pulled out two dry cigarettes and book of matches, lights one for herself, and passed the other to her buddy.
Of course, Jennifer is amazed. She asks, "how did you do that?? We were just in the water. How did you keep them dry in your swimsuit??"
"Oh, it's easy," replies Carole, and pulls out her secret - a condom. "See? It's an old trick I've used for years. Just put a few smokes and a matchbook inside, twist it closed, and they'll stay perfectly dry all day!" Jennifer exclaims, "Wow, that's a great idea! I'm going to start doing that myself!"
The next day, Jennifer stops by the pharmacy to make her purchase. After looking around, she realizes that the condoms are kept behind the counter, so she walks up and tells the druggist, "excuse me, I'd like a box of condoms, please."
"Why certainly," he replies, "what size?"
Taken aback, Jennifer stammers, "Oh, my! - I didn't even think of that..! Um, do you have any that will fit a Camel?"
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