Waiters..

[Jackrabbit379]

Customer: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
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Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
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[bullhauler]

true story there is a truck stop on 17 in Ont, sat at the table by the window
looking at the menu, when two mice run along the window ledge, waitress comes to take the order. I say there was two mice running along the window ledge, she says OH those little bu$$$$s are back are they, payed for coffee and left never to return

[Jackrabbit379]

true story there is a truck stop on 17 in Ont, sat at the table by the window
looking at the menu, when two mice run along the window ledge, waitress comes to take the order. I say there was two mice running along the window ledge, she says OH those little bu$$$$s are back are they, payed for coffee and left never to return

I woulda been gone like a freight train. :P

[landstarbarbie]

I was eating breakfast at a Bob Evans and found a staple in my eggs, when i told the waiter he didn't think nothin of it and asked if i would like a some more? :?