cigarettes & tampons

[datdam47]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it"s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it"s sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she..."

[Useless]

Cute!! File that one away in my "Redneck Husband" joke file!! :wink:

[classicxl]

that is good

[CharismaticEvil]

Love it! LOL! Absolutely love it!