Bathroom Wall
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.
"If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Spanish name?"
Mens' Room, Berkeley Cafe, Raleigh, NC
"Make love, not war."
response: "Hell, do both: get married!"
Men's Room, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana
"No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
"What moron writes on the bathroom walls?"
A bathroom at St. Augustine Academy (an all girl school) in Lakewood, Ohio
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like
making love for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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