Road rage

[Manicmechnic]

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
> boulevard. Suddenly, the traffic light turned yellow just in front
> of him. The man did the right thing stopping at the crosswalk, even
> though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
> intersection.
>
> The tailgating woman hit the roof - and the horn - screaming in
> frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
> intersection.
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
> looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
> ordered her to exit her car with her hands in the air. He took her to the
> police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and
> placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
> the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
> officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
> behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
> front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose
> Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
> 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
> Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had
> stolen the car."

[Cacille]

I love this joke!!!!