SUPERMAN GETS HORNY!

[Skullitor]

Faster than a speeding bullet.
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> One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
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> "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"
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> "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.
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> "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her."
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> "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
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> Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down.
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> "Hey GL, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?"
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> "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?"
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> "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman s aid, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.
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> Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air.
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> Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
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> So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression.
> "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.
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> "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me..." :shock: :x :x

[RostyC]

OUCHHH! :shock:

[MADLUX]

:shock:

[Random_Facts]

LOL!

[CharismaticEvil]

Best one I've seen so far, heh.