sobriety test
A Texas Ranger pulled a car over on I-35 about 12 miles south of Dallas
When the Ranger asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Waco to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.
The Ranger told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he might not give him a ticket.
The driver told the Ranger that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Ranger told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Ranger got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A good old boy from Lubbock got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Ranger observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked him what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, there's no way I can pass that test."
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Thats a pretty good one 