Truck Driving Jobs

|

Trucking Jobs

|

Truck Drivers

|

Trucking Companies

 
New Users Register Free Account Here | Existing Forum Members Log In Here
Home | About Us | Contact Us | Testimonials | Spell Check

Class A Drivers.com

Application          Company Listings          Job Search        Load Board
 

  1.   Welcome to the Truck Driving Message Board - ClassADrivers.

    1. Welcome to Class A Drivers Forums

          Already registered? Login above

      OR
       
      To take advantage of all the site's features, become a member of
      the largest community of Truck Drivers.

      The advertising to the left will not show if you are a registered user.

+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Signs you could be Trailer trash

  1. 01-17-2007 09:46 AM #1
    coalregion's Avatar
    coalregion
    coalregion is offline Board Regular coalregion is an unknown poster at this point. Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    NE PA
    Posts
    323

    Default Signs you could be Trailer trash

    You know you're really trailer trash when...


    The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

    You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

    Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

    You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

    You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

    Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.

    You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

    Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
    Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get in my own pants....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 01-17-2007 12:33 PM #2
    Roadhog's Avatar
    Roadhog
    Roadhog is offline Board Icon Roadhog is a trusted source of information and would probably pick up your dry cleaning. Roadhog is a trusted source of information and would probably pick up your dry cleaning. Roadhog is a trusted source of information and would probably pick up your dry cleaning.
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    I gotta breeze up me Kilt
    Posts
    6,954

    Default

    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :?:

    I rated that one 4 1/2 light bulbs!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 01-17-2007 01:08 PM #3
    Twilight Flyer's Avatar
    Twilight Flyer
    Twilight Flyer is offline The Bat Cave Board Icon Twilight Flyer is well-known and should trademark his/her name. Twilight Flyer is well-known and should trademark his/her name. Twilight Flyer is well-known and should trademark his/her name. Twilight Flyer is well-known and should trademark his/her name. Twilight Flyer is well-known and should trademark his/her name. Twilight Flyer is well-known and should trademark his/her name.
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    6,666

    Default

    Most of those are Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes. 8)


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 01-17-2007 02:58 PM #4
    Jackrabbit379's Avatar
    Jackrabbit379
    Jackrabbit379 is offline Board Icon Jackrabbit379 is a distinguished poster and probably helps little old ladies across the street. Jackrabbit379 is a distinguished poster and probably helps little old ladies across the street. Jackrabbit379 is a distinguished poster and probably helps little old ladies across the street.
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Wichita Falls,Tx
    Posts
    7,100

    Default

    Yes,sir. I tink so


    http://watsonsysco.com/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 01-17-2007 03:57 PM #5
    Doctor Who
    Doctor Who is offline Moderator Senior Board Member Doctor Who is an unknown poster at this point. Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Ryders Service Island in Rocky Mount
    Posts
    4,152

    Default

    Jeff who?????
    Why is it when I press one for ENGLISH I still can't understand the person on the other end???




    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 01-18-2007 10:43 AM #6
    Guest

    Default

    haha
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. This ad will disappear if you login
+ Reply to Thread
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Forum Rules

Trucking Companies | Trucking Job Search | Online Job Application | Trucking Links | Truck Drivers Message Board | Contact Us | Site Map


Truck Driving Jobs © 2003 - 2012 ClassADrivers.com
 

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0