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Thread: Weed Out Terrorists.....

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    Default Weed Out Terrorists.....

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
    other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

    So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern time all American women are asked to
    walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
    effort.

    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
    house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of Labatts
    Blue at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
    and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God bless America .

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    Default Re: Weed Out Terrorists.....

    Quote Originally Posted by rolldoc
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
    other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

    So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern time all American women are asked to
    walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
    effort.

    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
    house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of Labatts
    Blue at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
    and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God bless America .
    Well..... wanting to give Dubya ONE last chance to do ANYTHING that might actually HELP to protect us from Terrorism..... I was THERE!!!

    Problem is.... I saw no naked ladies! NOR any male neighbors in their yards.

    Final proof that not even the Republicans any longer have faith in or support of ANY of Dubya's lame azz ideas of how to protect us from them!

    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

    "I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.

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    Don't hold your breath waiting Rolldoc. LOL :wink:

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