Rent a camel.
There was a man that took a trip to Bagdad. He had no transportation,so he rented a camel. He traveled around,looking at the desert,and all of a sudden,his camel fell over. He stood there for a while,and there was a tour guide,and some tourists that came by. He said,"Excuse me,can you please go back to town,and bring someone out here from the rentacamel to look at my camel"? The tour guide said,"Sure,no problem". Well,shortly after that,the camel mechanic came to his aid. He rode up on a big camel with a big bag of tools. He climbed off his camel,and walked around the camel on the ground that had fallen over. He looked in the camel's ears,and mouth. He stood there for a second. Scratched his head,and walked over to his camel. Pulled out a rubber mallet that was about the size of a sledge hammer. The mechanic stood right beside the camel that was on the ground,next to his gut. He knocked that camel as hard as he could in the gut with that rubber mallet. That camel let out a fart that you could hear as far as 5 sand dunes away. All of a sudden,the camel jumped up on his feet. The mechanic stood there,and said,"Just as what I thought. Vapor locked".
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