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Thread: Southern Definitions

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    Default Southern Definitions

    1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
    2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
    3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
    4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
    5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
    6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
    7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
    8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
    9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
    10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
    11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
    12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
    13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
    14. PHARMACIST: A helper on a farm.
    15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
    16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
    17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
    18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
    19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
    20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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    sounds like definitions from the redneck dictionary

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    Probably is. A friend of mine emailed that to me just a few minutes ago.

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    All....10/w/30 Motor All.
    All y'all....plural of y'all.
    Fixin'....about to do somethin'
    Kaint....kaint
    mayonaise....mayonaise alotta far antz he'ya
    inuendo....ah jist saw him climb inuendo


    I'll think a smore.
    C....oh si... :wink:

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