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Old 01-09-2007, 02:45 PM
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Alright!!!!!!! Good move...surgical...I like that.
Say...yew boy's look like you could use a cup 'o Joe.

Sssh....(pointing two fingers at my eyes...then motioning to an obscure direction in the dense underbrush thickets.)(taking a knee..forwarding commands with old 1960's Baseball steal home gestures...two x two's flanking the target area...and motioning frontal attack slow and low.)

heheheh...that was jist tew easy........I snatch the prize and scurry butt over to my LZ and am recovered without resistance.

HA HA HAAAAAAAAA....I gotcher prize right here...(grabbing manhood). :P heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :arrow:
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:54 PM
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yea but you guys forgot the geraldo riveria loves to tell everybody what are tropps are doing so I saw you take the prize on tv and called in some favors from seal team #1 who abushed your special forces on the way back so i have the prize again
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:59 PM
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yea but you guys forgot the geraldo riveria loves to tell everybody what are tropps are doing so I saw you take the prize on tv and called in some favors from seal team #1 who abushed your special forces on the way back so i have the prize again
I have my ground forces attack your seal team they are overwhelmed and drop the prize and surrender. So the prize is now mine.
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:02 PM
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well now i have to bring in my marine divisio and wipe out your ground forces. the prize is mine again
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Old 01-11-2007, 04:41 PM
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Prize is mine and there is nothing you can do about it. :twisted:
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:17 AM
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Hmmmm...... only ONE post in 5 days!

As usual, all you "gungho" military types have nuked each other into oblivion and lost interest in the battle, or forgotten what the prize even WAS!!

Maybe, you just forgot what COUNTRY it was in.... and went off to bomb and kill each other in a different arena of the World!

It lies there in the ashes for days, and now I, a "Democrat" just pick it up, dust it off, and bring it home where it BELONGS!! :wink:
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:34 AM
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Before Golfhobo can get to the prize he runs across the guard dog who has not eaten anything in the last couple of days. Golfhobo pees in pants and runs off forgetting about the prize.

So the prize is still mine.
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:34 AM
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:37 AM
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No use trying to explaine to you women.
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:41 AM
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Well, that would be all fine and dandy, if I hadn't already hidden it safely away where it belongs, wrapped so it will never be recognized.
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:42 AM
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Sorry- nevermind that; I didnt read all of this.
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:43 AM
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Although, Shyykatt's questions were meant for me, Mack jumped in and pizzed her off, so as she attacks him AND his underfed, underfunded "troops,"

and once again, Hobo just walks away PEACEFULLY with the prize! :wink:
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:49 AM
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golfhobo's peace is suddenly disrupted when a LARGE eagle swoops out of the sky and grabs the prize from him. The eagle disappears into the distance on its way to my secret cave to hide the PRIZE!!!
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:54 AM
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The prize is mine just because my ankle is sore and my butt hurts from sitting in this chair.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:24 AM
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To take away the prize from a wounded Animal...is an extremely dangerous job.
This job calls for "The i Man"!!!!!!!!!

YES....IT IS i...."THE i MAN"

...Fear not for 'i' am HERE....(to take the prize)

i am the most powerful self-absorbed man alive!
i am i.
i am more powerful than you or we or them. Just i.
i..yai yai yai yai. (i just stubbed my toe)

up up and away i go...
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :arrow:
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:23 PM
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Since "i" Man was so "self-absorbed" he flew away without the prize!

Hobo, shaking his head at how easy this is.... just picks it up again, and walks away!
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Since Golfhobo made this easy I'll just take the prize and walk off.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:23 AM
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HA...was even easier still for me.
I just took the prize through the astral plane....never broke sweat...
didn't even have to get up. I even chased some rabbits along the way.
hehehe...prize is once again all mine....mine...mine...mine...hehehe.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz scratch chew chew dig dig dig
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snif zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
...muffle...foot twitch..wof wof mumblegrrwof...foot twitch...wof
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...slurp..smak..zzzzzzzzz zz
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:34 AM
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Until you fell asleep!!!! Then, I just pulled it out from under your slobbery jowls, wiped it off..... and HID IT in my "SECRET" spot!!!
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:02 PM
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(Enter Wot cunningly disguised as Sebby Ballesteros) "Que Senor Hobo, Please i have prize you hideeng?"


Easy peasy..... Wot jumps into a 747 headed for good old Blighty with the prize :wink:
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