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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    "What can Brown do for you?"

    Deliver the prize, right to my doorstep.

    Hahaha, That wins the prize right there. That made me laugh out loud, well done!!

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    Thank-you ....now be gone with you :twisted:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    Searching for a brick, I write a note, and tie the note onto the brick. I throw the brick through the glass, shattering it into a million pieces. I grab the prize, stuff it into my pocket and take off running.....The note reads:
    ( ......Mine, all mine...... )
    I grab it and put it in my front window behind my picture window
    made with impact glass

    ( you will need TNT to break the window)
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    Grabs a brick of C-4 a Blasting Cap rigs the Window to blow gets out of the blast radius. BOOM I run in and take the prize and see ya. Were I am hiding you will need a class 3 Nuke to get me out of there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironeagle2006
    Grabs a brick of C-4 a Blasting Cap rigs the Window to blow gets out of the blast radius. BOOM I run in and take the prize and see ya. Were I am hiding you will need a class 3 Nuke to get me out of there.
    Takes his rig and positions it and takes the class 3 nuke and nukes Ironeagles hideout and then takes the prize and puts it in the trailer along with other cargo and then trucks to an unknown location.

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    Cargo rigged with Self destructs when moved if not disarmed. They explode 3 minutes after you leave and I grab the prize and run yet again.

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    Well hell, I need to go and think of another plan.

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    You go and think about it....
    No time for thinkers (what did your dispatcher tell you about thinking )

    Im taking action.....its mine :!: :!:

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    Thinking... I thought I smelled something burning. Somebody call 911.
    Silly Dispatchers

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    Kurbski didn't you learn anything in Haz-Mat class. What you think is the Prize is fake and Pyrotechnic Device what you smell burning is YOUR TRUCK I still have the prize.

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    I don't have a dispatcher Now I take the prize and go to a very secluded area where there are a bunch of beautiul women! :shock:

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    Prize is loaded with a tracking device I follow you slip you a LITTLE GHB by the time you come to I am long gone and you are going WERE ARE MY CLOTHES. It is mine and btw new fortess can withstand a full assult from anything for a long time.

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    Well dang it, now it's time to go steal a tank and that is all you need to know.

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    Lets just say I have enough firepower to hold off a Death Star. enough Rations to survive an astroid strike. GOOD LUCK

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    I give up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironeagle2006
    Lets just say I have enough firepower to hold off a Death Star. enough Rations to survive an astroid strike. GOOD LUCK
    I pay off your top aid. And he brings it to me I am hiding it in the trunk of my car no one will find it there
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    I track you destroy your car grab it back put my defenses on AUTOMATIC Kill my staff and soldiers and enjoy a nice movie.

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    I sneak into your base and steal the prize and hitch hike with a trucker.

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    I'm the trucker it's mine your left out in the snow with just a T-shirt and jeans to wear
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    Stands out in the snow and cusses out ceb for dumping me on the side of the road

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