Saga of the Red Cowboy boot.... True Story

[fishnwiz]

This is a true story, if you were there its funnier than any joke.
There was an electrican named Jack started working at the place I use to work. About 5 years later a guy named Glen from the company he use to work at come to work there. Jack told us this guy Glen was a prankster but he had a way to get him on his first day. Seems the Glen had told a story at the old place of being out, meeting a woman, going home with her and while naked on the couch they noticed the sweep of headlight turning into the drive, she jumped up and said oh *&&* its my husband, he will kill us both. He jumped up, put on his pants, gathered the rest of his clothes and boots in his arm and went out the back patio door promptly falling down a short step. He ran around house, to his car which was luckly parked in the street and not the driveway and took off.
A few miles down the road when he could breath again and not cry in fear of his life he pulled into a parking lot to put the remainder of his clothes on. to his dismay he was missing a red tipped cowboy boot and thinks he must have lost it when he fell down the step but no way was he going back to see.
Back to the present now, We were all laughing and we had not meet this guy as he was in a different area of the department but as we got ready to go back on break we picked the biggest guy named Rick, He went in breakroom, went up to the new guy, introduced himself and asked, are you Glen B.? He replied yes and the other guy told him, I've got something in my truck that I think belongs to you that I have been carrying around a while. Glen looks puzzled and asks what? Rick replies, a red cowboy boot with your name on it. Glens face going white instantly, he backing up saying, I did'nt know she was married, honeset over and over looking like he was going to pass out from fear.
I don't think I have ever laughed so much or hard in my life.