FIELD TRIP...
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders,
accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field
trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry
(Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the
bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with
one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's room when one of the boys came out
and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys
up one by one holding onto their "privates" to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but
notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not
to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 5th grade."
No, ma'am, " he replied.
"I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."
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