3 Lil' Pigs...
Three little pigs went out to dinner one evening. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Diet Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and then the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a vegi burger," said the first little piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," happily stated the third piggy.
The meals were brought out and then later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any desert.
"I want a banana split," said the first little piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
" Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy." Why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third little dizzy piggy says..................." Well somebody has to go wee,wee,wee, all the way home!
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