Living Will

[countrygirl]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room andI said to her...

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids
from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's Such A Witch......

[Roadhog]

I feel your pain.



It is through your sacrifice, that helps me remain single.
I was married once too. Bro's like you keep me strong, by reminding me.
It's tough...I gotta go get my own beer...but I'm adjusting
.................................................. ...........................................the channel to the Hockey game.