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  1. 12-04-2006 09:47 AM #1
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    Default Tongue twisted

    A guy with a badly swollen black eye boards a plane and sits next to a guy who, amazingly has a badly swollen black eye too.
    He turns to him and says "I could,nt help but notice your black eye and I got one too; Tell me, how did you get yours?"
    It was a tongue twist says the other guy, I went to board this plane for Pittsburgh and the girl at the ticket office had the most impressive bosom I,ve ever seen;So instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally asked for a ticket to Tittsburgh. So she whacked me!
    First guy says, "What a coincidence! Mine is as a result of a tongue twist too. Only this morning, at the breakfast table, I meant to say to my wife; Darling, could you pass the cheerios please?" But all that came out was "You,ve ruined my life, you fat ugly *****"
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  2. 12-04-2006 12:01 PM #2
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    :shock: :shock:
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  3. 12-04-2006 05:59 PM #3
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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    That was Funny!
    On the edge of sleep, I heard voices behind the door
    The known and the nameless, familiar and faceless
    My angels and my demons at war'

    At war...

    'Which one will lose depends on what I choose
    Or maybe which voice I ignore...'

    Wilderness of mirrors
    Streets of cold desire
    My precious sense of honor
    Just a shield of rusty wire
    I hold against the chaos
    And the cross of holy fire

    Wilderness of mirrors
    So easy to deceive
    My precious sense of rightness
    Is sometimes so naive
    So that which I imagine
    Is that which I believe
    RUSH
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    Somedays are better when you just hold on to the truth......
    Deja moo. It's when you feel you have heard this BS before.



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  5. 03-14-2007 06:07 PM #5
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    Lol.
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