2ND Brew War

[wot i life]

This time there will be no retreat, no surrender, there can be only victory!
Beat the drum; Pipers play stirring(stirring... ) music!
TEA DRINKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

(And I know, your Reverance, you think tea sucks; However a man of the cloth should be impartial in war) :wink:

Over to you Hog :wink:

Oh, and shall we make it interesting? Say... a farthing prize as victors booty? :wink:

[terrylamar]

This time there will be no retreat, no surrender, there can be only victory!
Beat the drum; Pipers play stirring(stirring... ) music!
TEA DRINKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

(And I know, your Reverance, you think tea sucks; However a man of the cloth should be impartial in war) :wink:

Over to you Hog :wink:

Oh, and shall we make it interesting? Say... a farthing prize as victors booty? :wink:

Iced Tea is one of the greatest drinks ever invented. Sonic, a fast food restaurant, makes the best using crushed ice. There is nothing better on a hot and muggy Texas summer day. Of course we are not talking about adult beverages here.

[wot i life]

Step forward Terrylamar.....Adjutant to General Wot and Commander in Chief of all tea forces in the great state of Texas.....
I gotta reb on my side.....
Fear ye, oh fear ye....
Those Yankees won,t stomach this fight now.... :wink:

[terrylamar]

Step forward Terrylamar.....Adjutant to General Wot and Commander in Chief of all tea forces in the great state of Texas.....
I gotta reb on my side.....
Fear ye, oh fear ye....
Those Yankees won,t stomach this fight now.... :wink:

We may have to wait until spring to continue this fight, they might be frozen right now. They're all a bunch of damn yankees anyways, who cares what they think!

[Roadhog]

TEA huh?!!!
Sir....step outta the Truck please. :evil:
Just keep your hands where I can see them.

.............and what's this damn yankee sjit??

[Roadhog]

Meanwhile...just outside a fleabag border town of Antelope Wells, New Mexico the Coffee Alliance gets word of Jaun Valdez'ez shipment of high grade Columbian is right on schedule.



The local peasants rejoice!! El Dicko ride's AGAIN!

[NascarFan]

Tea has to be the worst drink ever invented. So therfor I will assit Roadhog with my tank division.

[Roadhog]

RIGHT ON Nastycar........allow the Mudpuppy Squids to soften the target a tad bit for you. Hold on to your cuppa Joe...this is gonna ROCK THEIR WORLD!!!! :twisted:

[NascarFan]

Under the cover of Roadhog's bomb bardment coffee forces hit the beach.

[wot i life]

The intended beach head becomes little more than a slaughterhouse as Texan Tea drinking cavalry launch a series of unstoppable charges, swathing through the tanks and infantry alike, slicing man and machine to ribbons with their trusty sabres

[Roadhog]

The sounds of "Here Come's Santa Claus" over the intercom.

We'll be right back ...after coffee Break. :?

[NascarFan]

Coffee ground forces call in air support to try and stop the Tea calvery.


Meanwhile Coffe Forces launch a suprise attack on the tea forces HQ. Hear are actual photos from the bombers.

[Roadhog]

Communique Home front;
War is God's way of teaching American's Geography.
So we do believe in this War.
Support from the workplace is wavering.
No one has been caught with a Tea bag as yet, but
suspected non- filtrators and sleeper cells chatter is on the rise.

Casualties are mounting.


We dispatched a Driver to go get some supplies, but have lost contact.

[terrylamar]

Don't know what I'm doing.

[terrylamar]

Don't know what I'm doing.

How do I upload pictures? I have it uploaded into Photobucket and I can't download it.

[Roadhog]

The stimulating effect of drinking coffee is much feared and fobidden by the purest Tea consumer.
Unlike the dulling and shrinkage effect often associated by Tea consumption...
(brain cells and other stuff shrinks)...
Coffee stimulates the erogos center of the brain, and provides clear
thought as well as the sintillating side effect of primative arrousal.

[terrylamar]

Texas and England unite against the Damn Yankees and kick ***** with a unilateral first strike wiping those coffee drinkers off the face of the earth once and for all. I'm a graduate of the University of Texas at Austin and like all the signs in Texas say "Don't Mess With Texas."

[terrylamar]

In case you don't get the reference, attendees and graduates of The University of Texas at Austin are known as Tea Sippers.

[terrylamar]

Tea Sippers unite.

[Roadhog]

Once again proving Tea tightens the spincter. Like in a game of Horse shoes...you have to relax and purse your lips just so. The tense buttcheek clenching Texan lobbed a Bomb alright...hitting China...their main Tea supplier. Dang...ahhh shucks!


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED>......I don't think so...(Road Scholar myself)