2ND Brew War

[terrylamar]

Once again proving Tea tightens the spincter. Like in a game of Horse shoes...you have to relax and purse your lips just so. The tense buttcheek clenching Texan lobbed a Bomb alright...hitting China...their main Tea supplier. Dang...ahhh shucks!


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED>......I don't think so...(Road Scholar myself)

"Road Scholar" Isn't that just another name for a Truck Driver?

[Roadhog]

"Road Scholar" Isn't that just another name for a Truck Driver?

Before I say something vulgar...like ....
"Wow...not bad for someone who admittedly drinks Horse Piss."
I should have my morning cup 'o Joe.
I'm sure you can understand that, so if you'd please forgive me.
Won't you join me...you can have your Tea if you'd like.



Good Gawd ...EEEEEeeeeegads....it's true...
Yoose guy's do drink with your pinky finger sticking out.

Ohh mannnn...that's it...
I'm gonna haveta shoot cha..

[wot i life]

A revelationary new piece of equipment ensures that all Tea forces are protected from the unthinkably embarrassing happening to them....
Our morale is high....
...
We shall not suffer the wedgy.... :shock:

[Roadhog]

:evil: We knew this would escalate and the fighting would get dirty.
We're tricky too...ya know. :P

[Roadhog]

This War is a current and ongoing event, but certainly not new.
It's origins date to early England...Medieval Times...
also know as The Dark Ages.



The early English Theological Court, forbid coffeehouses and
ransacked villages of free spirited coffee lover's.
The consumption of coffee became limited to only the
Higher Intellectuals of the time....and the introduction
of Tea consumption was introduced.

Tea dulls the spirit and reduces the will to think and work out
rebellious concepts. This evil blatant attempt to control
the peasant populace and manipulate the minds to the will of these
Dark Lords...sadly exists even to this day.

Thanks to early American Colonies, and the backbone of
stout individuals...who rebelled with righteousness and
determination....coffee drinking has once again slowly developed,
and a free society climbed out of the ashes of evil.

[NascarFan]

Since the war has come to a grinding halt relief packages of coffee are being droped to the tea troops.

[wot i life]

Errrrmmm .... Steady on old boy! You,re not allowed into our airspace ..
I,m afraid we, ll have to throw things at your flying thingy-me-bob
.

[shyykatt]

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[NascarFan]

Easy in that yankee remark I'm from NC.

Now to combat Wot I Life's catipult I will bring in the artillery.

[terrylamar]

NC is way north of Texas.

[NascarFan]

NC is way north of Texas.

I know but we are still part of the south.

[Windwalker]

I thought it was a war between tea drinkers and coffee drinkers. (I'm an innocent bystander..... I drink MILK....)

So, now you have to decide if it has anything to do with "North" and "South" or if that's just something thrown in to throw off the enemy...(takes a sip of tea flavored lemon juice.... Matches my personallity) If it's to do with "North" and "South".... THE NORTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!! You see... If Florida, at least, the Yankees have infiltrated so badly that most native Floridians have moved up north. The last American out of Miami forgot to take the flag with them... And a GOP Candidate has designated the area as a "THIRD WORLD COUNTRY". (And Gov. Jeb Bush is a bit upset about that.) So you might want to do a bit of "RE-THINKING" about your "North/South" thing and go back to the tea and coffee issue.

[shyykatt]

What about cappucino drinkers?

[wot i life]

What about cappucino drinkers?

Shot on sight....Tea rules

[shyykatt]

8)

[terrylamar]

I thought it was a war between tea drinkers and coffee drinkers. (I'm an innocent bystander..... I drink MILK....)

So, now you have to decide if it has anything to do with "North" and "South" or if that's just something thrown in to throw off the enemy...(takes a sip of tea flavored lemon juice.... Matches my personallity) If it's to do with "North" and "South".... THE NORTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!! You see... If Florida, at least, the Yankees have infiltrated so badly that most native Floridians have moved up north. The last American out of Miami forgot to take the flag with them... And a GOP Candidate has designated the area as a "THIRD WORLD COUNTRY". (And Gov. Jeb Bush is a bit upset about that.) So you might want to do a bit of "RE-THINKING" about your "North/South" thing and go back to the tea and coffee issue.

No, No, No, the reference to the North and South has nothing to do with the little misunderstanding we had back in the 1860's. The South is known for its iced tea drinking. The North is more ambivalent about tea. Wot is rolling in his grave because we are talking about iced tea, but hey, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. By volume I drink more tea than coffee but I do go by Starbucks at least once per day. I even drink hot tea occasionally. I especially like green tea for its antioxidant value.

[wot i life]

little misunderstanding we had back in the 1860's.

Little misunderstanding? Thats one way of putting it I suppose...
Did you know that Britain very nearly joined in? We had already abolished slavery but were worried about the cotton industry..
World never changes eh? Money is God..

[shyykatt]

8)

[Windwalker]

Okay... I admit it... I find that lemon juice and sugar with a little tea for flavor sooths the pallet. But does NOTHING to keep me awake. While 20 OZ of good strong coffee, laced with 5 teaspoons of ENGLISH TOFFEE cappucino will keep my eyes open for more than 24 hrs. Don't do it often, but when it's a trip to the lunar surface, and the auto-pilot is on strike...... :shock: The need to stay alert overcomes the soothing. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... BLAST OOOOOOOOOFF.........

The heck with that I always used Vivaran and Moutain Dew threw 4 Vivravin in a 1 liter mountain dew bottle then when I drank it I would take 4 more I was WIDE AWAKE for about 5 hours.