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  1. 11-27-2006 11:09 AM #1
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    Default Understanding Women

    I simply cannot understand how you ladies
    can melt wax in a pot, then proceed to pour the boiling
    contents over your thighs, rip out the hairs
    by their roots, and yet; You,re
    afraid of spiders? :?
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  2. 11-27-2006 01:22 PM #2
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  3. 11-27-2006 01:54 PM #3
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    As a woman..I genuinely am fascinated by spiders, and have played/watched more than one in my time. They tend to be allowed to stay in my house (unless poisonous) because they eat other more harmful things (such as these crazy ants!!).

    As far as the wax goes...you won't find me anywhere near it...
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    Default Re: Understanding Women

    Quote Originally Posted by wot i life
    I simply cannot understand how you ladies
    can melt wax in a pot, then proceed to pour the boiling
    contents over your thighs, rip out the hairs
    by their roots, and yet; You,re
    afraid of spiders? :?
    Funny you bring that up Wot, seen my neighbor do that, wonder what she was boiling on the stove then she took a stick out,dipped it into the little pot then put it on her eyebrows.................i bout fell out.
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    :? I've pondered this and much more about women.
    So far...this is what I have come up with.
    I stuck all the information in ways only a man may understand.
    I hope this confuses the women. :evil:

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    Quote Originally Posted by roadhog
    :? I've pondered this and much more about women.
    So far...this is what I have come up with.
    I stuck all the information in ways only a man may understand.
    I hope this confuses the women. :evil:

    Now if all those blue widgets were in the shape of a diamond ring, you might have something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roadhog
    :? I've pondered this and much more about women.
    So far...this is what I have come up with.
    I stuck all the information in ways only a man may understand.
    I hope this confuses the women. :evil:

    My 7 year old daughter says "thats cute". And I kinda like it myself...think you may have missed the mark a touch....
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    Roadhog...

    With all that action going on.... The more involved a thing gets, the more likely there will be something going wrong.....

    Do your balls ever get stuck???
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    Roadhog...
    With all that action going on.... The more involved a thing gets, the more likely there will be something going wrong.....

    Do your balls ever get stuck???
    Absolutely...and smashed, split, stabbed, bounced, roasted, rolled, crunched, burned, pulverized, jangled, beaten, inflated, squashed, thrown about, flattened, scorched, snagged, x-rayed, sterilized, pommeled, shredded, kicked around and on and on....
    :shock: :evil:

    and according to my findings thus far, as you can see
    ...no matter how hard my balls try...the answer is always...
    NO :?

    I am still trying.......because as a man....you know what it is like having.... blue balls.

    You will note too...if you take this theory, and add it to each side of the equation...it keeps growing. So far...that is how I see the problem. :P
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    just popped in to see if anybody had the answer
    Nope
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    ...there was one time I thought I had the answer...
    ...but it was just gas.









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    What I find amusing is that, the thought process requires a man to "help it along," a man to "inspect it," and a man to "reject it."

    And after all that.... the idea gets dropped before the final communication is made!
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

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    Exactically...no matter how many men you ask to help solve the problem, and no matter how many balls are added, the end result is the same.

    Look at shyykatt's response for that matter.

    I show my flashy balls. I use my balls to make one dizzy. I even jangle my balls....and all I got was .....a good stiff eyeroll.

    That is even worse than a big fat NO

    At least a NO is some lip service.


    :evil: man......I don't understand women. I'm trying though.

    It's easier to understand Pangaea, or Where is Waldo....even why Stick People don't have large family's.

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    Hmmm.... help me out a little will ya Hog?

    Was your little cartoon meant to SLAM me? Or make me feel at home?



    It's not my fault! Brokeback Mountain is on HBO, and I'm getting a little confused! :shock:

    Time to go get more beer and ***s... I mean CIGARETTES!!! :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    Hmmm.... help me out a little will ya Hog?

    Was your little cartoon meant to SLAM me? Or make me feel at home?



    It's not my fault! Brokeback Mountain is on HBO, and I'm getting a little confused! :shock:

    Time to go get more beer and ***s... I mean CIGARETTES!!! :shock:

    Hobo....of course I was being funny. I like you mannnnn.....wait a minute....don't get any ideas now...! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by shyykatt




    Clean it up a bit Hog- this isn't a porn forum- its a TRUCKING forum- you of all people should know better!

    shyykatt....if I offended you...I am sorry... it was unintendtional.

    They way you've chosen to offend me however.... is deliberate.
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    Okay, Roadhog. I'm cool now. I've regained my sense of sexual identity! I've got it all in hand now! :wink:

    I just always DID have trouble with "Dilbert." That dog is just too subtle for me at times.

    What I can't figure out now.... is why Shyykatt would think YOU should "know better!"

    But, hey.... showing naked stick figures IS a bit risque!! Especially when they're doing pushups and ab crunches!! :shock:
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

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