Top 10 List "Thing's Men/Women Would Never Say"
Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say
10..... I think Barry Manilow is one cool mothersucker.
9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8..... I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7..... Her tits are just too big.
6..... Sometimes I just want to be held.
5..... That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4..... Sure, Id love to wear a condom.
3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Lets go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2....Fuc Monday Night Football, lets watch Murphy Brown.
1..... I think were lost. Wed better pull over and ask for directions.
Top Ten things A Woman Would Never Say
10..... Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9..... Go ahead and leave the seat up. Its easier for me to ****** that way.
8..... I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7..... Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6..... Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute
5..... This diamond is way too big
4..... I wont even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow
3..... Wow, it really is 14 inches
2..... Does this make my butt look too small?
1..... I'm wrong. You must be right again.
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