State Mottos
Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everythang.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us about Our Grand kids and Our Voting Skills.
Georgia - We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More than Just Potatoes…Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things with Corn
Kansas - First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan - First Line of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better about Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have the Right to Remain Silent. You Have The Right To An Attorney…And No Right to Self Defense!
North Carolina - Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least we're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like the Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember the Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
Texas - Se Hable Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
The District of Columbia - The Work-Free Drug Place!
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