Thanksgiving Fun
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister
left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing,
stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed
the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her
serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little
bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yes..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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